Want to see De Niro in a pink girl’s bed? (#TheIntern 2015)

This is a movie to see with a wife, girlfriend… or your womanly side, if any.

Count the pink!

Directed by Nancy Meyers who is recognized for her sweet approach to movie making this pellicule is abundant with pink accents in a way that if you’re noticing them too much you might throw up.

De Niro plays a senior who gets a job as an intern to an online company and is assigned to work for the founder of the company. (Haa!) This is perfectly real and doable in everyday life, I’m sure. I’m not a senior but I’m sure.

Gone Girl – your wife will love this movie

Or how having a certain wife can scare the living shit out of you!!!

First I wanted to say: DO NOT WATCH THIS, then rapidly, I realized that this should be watched by as many men as possible.

Gone girl is about a woman who’s missing and her husband. This is widely put.

Who wants to see Patrick Dempsey naked?..Uhh..Some Girls

Not now, back then. Back in 1988, when 20 years old Patrick Dempsey and 18 years old, Jennifer Connelly played together in “Some Girls” a different teen movie. Well, for the boys which are keen on seeing a sexy 18 years old Jennifer Connelly chased around by the cute doctor from Grey’s Anatomy, in a mahogany castle with very little clothes on, then this is it.

Jake Gyllenhaal wanted to be Mike Tyson, now.

And surprisingly, he pulls it off really good.

Another movie with boxing fighters. You know there is a saying that after Saving private Ryan no other movie can outrun it? They can try, obviously. This movie is trying to outcome The fighter.
First of all, if you know a little stuff on Mike Tyson’s life story you’ll see that this is a white dude playing something like that, but, like in the movies, he gets another chance.

Behind every library there’s a dying star (Interstellar)

“I’m gonna save y’all!”

Mankind is to survive, reviving the agriculture which due to some genetic modification failed in the entire world. And there is dust covering the planet every night. So, what there is to do. Well instead of everybody becoming a little dome farmers the human kind, represented in this movie tries to move build a project to move to another planet. But just the few lucky ones.

This is the first idea. Let’s call it the intrigue.

Jake Gyllenhaal wanted to be Jared Leto (Nightcrawler)

Jared Leto was probably booked for this one so they picked up Jake.
It’s hard to describe the plot of this movie in a few words, but I’ll give it a try. Jake’s character is a very determined man, with lots of issues than an average person, who becomes, after seeing a TV network freelancer filming a freeway accident, a nightcrawler himself. Liking the idea he starts his own filming over accidents and selling them to a local TV station. It’s one phrase. I tried.

St. Vincent Vs. St. Murray

Bill Murray is the coolest guy on earth. According to thechive.com.

St. Vincent is a story about a boy who gets close to the his neighbor who has some unorthodox manners of being around people.

At first it doesn’t sound much, but once you get into the life of the depraved neighbor you realize that his methods although may seem weird they have a point to it. Not all saints had a very religious life, most of them were strange and not 100% comprehensible.

Murray plays excellent. He is alive in this movie, in spite of looking like a dead zombie the whole movie. The little boy is typical boy but he gets it done.

All American Hero

Only my opinion.

I want to defend my country. What? Do you want them to come over here? I’m protecting you and America and my brothers in arm. Anyway I don’t rememeber the entire exactly what he said.

Kudos Mr. Eastwood. You succeded. American sniper is the most loving disguatable movie I ever watched. I like how you let it all out there and not sent your input in the story. You just presented the all American hero that is sustained by Amrican hystory and life. As they know it. You didn’t want to let us now your input, how do you feel about it, God forsaken not to call you anti american.

It’s About Time Rachel Mcadams did another movie about time

About time, (About Time, The Time Traveler’s Wife, Midnight in Paris  ) loosing time ( The Vow, The Notebook ) or something in between.

She never is the direct involved person who travels in time but she is the person who doesn’t remember the time.

The movie is about a power inherited in the family only by males. The power to go back in time and redo … ah, well, a time. So, this power becomes available at a certain age in time. At least this is the general idea. So, this guy, who is not prince charming itself gets this power from his father and tries to make his life romantically perfect with Rachel Mcadams. (who wouldn’t, right?:))

“Auto fellatio “

“Auto fellatio ”

Now spell that, mf!

Jason Bateman begins to be funny. For real. Brand new idea and a starting movie like rarely can see, especially in comedies which are a little harder than other genre. Bateman plays a middle aged guy who is running for the national spelling contest. Nothing out of the ordinary, except that is for kids in general, but there is a whole in the regulations in which, in fact, any adult can participate. You begin to wonder if the guy lost his shit or not.

Creepy guy mixed with some Rainman bits and somewhere deep inside with American psycho, Bateman delivers a new type of character.