Who wants to see Patrick Dempsey naked?..Uhh..Some Girls

Not now, back then. Back in 1988, when 20 years old Patrick Dempsey and 18 years old, Jennifer Connelly played together in “Some Girls” a different teen movie. Well, for the boys which are keen on seeing a sexy 18 years old Jennifer Connelly chased around by the cute doctor from Grey’s Anatomy, in a mahogany castle with very little clothes on, then this is it.

I’m the hero of my story ((500) Days of Summer)

(make sure you scroll down at the very end…for the bonus)

I’m starring at a blank wordpress page for over an hour and for the first time I’m not quite sure of what I’ll write. Contagiously I’m gonna start with thank you notes. Thank you Marc Webb for directing the longest romantic video clip and making a perfect chemistry movie.  Thank you for writing these stories for us Michael H. Weber and Scott Neustadter. Thank you for being in love (on screen) Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel… and thank you for the one guy or girl that picked the soundtrack.

This is not your typically story of boy meets girl and it is a love story. In spite of what the narrator voice in the movie is telling you.

Mission (Im)Possible: Vogue Vacation

Because Tom Cruise can make anything possible very easily like on a vacation while sporting outfits that are worthy of Vogue appearances.

This Mission Impossible became more and more of Mission Possible kind of movies. But strangely and awkwardly, in a good way.

Except a few glitches, Major Tom does everything an action flick needs with unparalleled equivocal: underwater, hanging on planes, driving cars and motorcycles at great speeds, jumping on polls and fighting skills of a ninja are all Tom’s.

This crazy little things called…minions!!!

Despicable Me, Despicable Me 2, Minons are the three movie franchise spread across 5 years and I think it will continue for another 5, making a full generation fell in love with the small little creatures.
The producers didn’t want to put the minions in the centre of a movie, in the beginning; I mean, the first 2 movies are about Gru, who is a villain turning on the good side. There some other movies about villains that are turning good in the end, like Megamind for example.

Jurassic Pork

We have new effects and the computers are great now so lets make a T-Rex with longer hands. Eventually they solved it, because when you’re going to see a T-Rex with that small hands on him you gonna laugh.
So, the Nublar Island of Dr. Ham (ond) is rebuild by an Indian owner (Life of Pi) and reopened as an attraction for tourists just like Disneyland. Of course a big bad dino they have created there, is on the loose and is tearing the place down.

Focus on the new girl

You need to be focused at all times with all your body and mind to not slip an appearance of her in this movie. She is radiant and addictive.

This is a nice movie with a interesting plot. Fast paced and candy eye shots all over the place is a fun and relaxing hour and something. Why start with the end? Because we need to focus on something else beside the movie itself.

Behind every library there’s a dying star (Interstellar)

“I’m gonna save y’all!”

Mankind is to survive, reviving the agriculture which due to some genetic modification failed in the entire world. And there is dust covering the planet every night. So, what there is to do. Well instead of everybody becoming a little dome farmers the human kind, represented in this movie tries to move build a project to move to another planet. But just the few lucky ones.

This is the first idea. Let’s call it the intrigue.

I do bet on the wild card

That’s right. Jason Statham.

Of course the movie is bullshit. I don’t even want to get started on the plot, the acting and all that shit. I feel very sorry for him, because he is trying but also felt into a vicious circle.

The action flicks are still getting income.

Brad Pitt’s cannon

“ And now, news from the front: Brad Pitt is still fighting the Germans with only one tank. Bruce Willis told him that if he was on Titanic nobody would have died and so he is still fighting them. We would like to send you a message in the sky and maybe you will hear us… The war has ended. The war has ended when they did ‘Saving private Ryan’ “

A Zven Hassel wanna be story with American twist. Brad Pitt and his cannon Fury…sorry tank with a cannon Fury goes to Germany to fight the Germans until them people quit. Now that’s a line.

St. Vincent Vs. St. Murray

Bill Murray is the coolest guy on earth. According to thechive.com.

St. Vincent is a story about a boy who gets close to the his neighbor who has some unorthodox manners of being around people.

At first it doesn’t sound much, but once you get into the life of the depraved neighbor you realize that his methods although may seem weird they have a point to it. Not all saints had a very religious life, most of them were strange and not 100% comprehensible.

Murray plays excellent. He is alive in this movie, in spite of looking like a dead zombie the whole movie. The little boy is typical boy but he gets it done.