Mission (Im)Possible: Vogue Vacation

Because Tom Cruise can make anything possible very easily like on a vacation while sporting outfits that are worthy of Vogue appearances.

This Mission Impossible became more and more of Mission Possible kind of movies. But strangely and awkwardly, in a good way.

Except a few glitches, Major Tom does everything an action flick needs with unparalleled equivocal: underwater, hanging on planes, driving cars and motorcycles at great speeds, jumping on polls and fighting skills of a ninja are all Tom’s.

This crazy little things called…minions!!!

Despicable Me, Despicable Me 2, Minons are the three movie franchise spread across 5 years and I think it will continue for another 5, making a full generation fell in love with the small little creatures.
The producers didn’t want to put the minions in the centre of a movie, in the beginning; I mean, the first 2 movies are about Gru, who is a villain turning on the good side. There some other movies about villains that are turning good in the end, like Megamind for example.

Jurassic Pork

We have new effects and the computers are great now so lets make a T-Rex with longer hands. Eventually they solved it, because when you’re going to see a T-Rex with that small hands on him you gonna laugh.
So, the Nublar Island of Dr. Ham (ond) is rebuild by an Indian owner (Life of Pi) and reopened as an attraction for tourists just like Disneyland. Of course a big bad dino they have created there, is on the loose and is tearing the place down.

Behind every library there’s a dying star (Interstellar)

“I’m gonna save y’all!”

Mankind is to survive, reviving the agriculture which due to some genetic modification failed in the entire world. And there is dust covering the planet every night. So, what there is to do. Well instead of everybody becoming a little dome farmers the human kind, represented in this movie tries to move build a project to move to another planet. But just the few lucky ones.

This is the first idea. Let’s call it the intrigue.

The university of Monsters like Billy Crystal

I think that this is a perfect example of how to ruin one of the best animated could have been movie. Thank you!

I don’t know if this is the fault of Mr. Crystal, but Goooood…everything he touches becames…not a comedy. Mr. Crystal, you’re not funny. I mean, I reconize some of his jokes and his situation of comedy which I didn’t even feel it in the first movie. Mr. Crystal, stop making comedys or if you do try not to impose your jokes and funny stuff to others. THEY ARE NOT FUNNY.