Jurassic Pork

We have new effects and the computers are great now so lets make a T-Rex with longer hands. Eventually they solved it, because when you’re going to see a T-Rex with that small hands on him you gonna laugh.
So, the Nublar Island of Dr. Ham (ond) is rebuild by an Indian owner (Life of Pi) and reopened as an attraction for tourists just like Disneyland. Of course a big bad dino they have created there, is on the loose and is tearing the place down.

We were all 3 Taken non stop to a walk around the tombstones of Liam’s Neeson

You don’t know me but I have a set of particular set of skills of telling apart bullshit by bullshitier. Yap, that’s me. I can call bullshit. I walk on the street and there it is….I shout: Taken!

There were some Taken2/3, The Grey, Non-Stop, A walk in Central Park, and maybe I missed some, but this all featured Liam Neeson. I like a good action movie as the next guy. The action and the way he gives credibility to his characters are still a small force in his movies.

X o dush (Exodus:Gods and brits)

I knew Ramses was a brit. I knew it. Now i got confirmation. Just watch his accent…

First time I laughed watching this movie was seeing Turturro as Rhamses father Seti. It was just involuntary. I mean he played well, wellish and had some other parts back in the days that he did beautiful but in the last years he just did comedy. Crazy stupid comedy and for me it was just a too serious pass between the parts he did before so the reacton was involuntary. I dare you to watch it in a cinema full of people watching you dazed as you laugh uncontrollably.

After Earth

After Earth…there will be a robot, a legend, Will Smith. Only him, maybe with his son if he feels generous.

Ok, everybody is trowing earth dirt into his legend face but that doesn’t mean that we all have to do the same.

For a moment the movie, the beginning seamed natural and flawless with a story that could capture an entire generation, but instead it transformed into one off the biggest flops of the decade in my opinion.

The idea that the earth is looked upon like a foreign planet is amazing, going back to the mythological creatures it gets you to the thought that maybe in the dinosaurs era some aliens, maybe ex – earthly people, had a magic touch and maybe lived a little on earth in the form of Atlantis… now that will have been a nice suggestion.