Gone Girl – your wife will love this movie

Or how having a certain wife can scare the living shit out of you!!!

First I wanted to say: DO NOT WATCH THIS, then rapidly, I realized that this should be watched by as many men as possible.

Gone girl is about a woman who’s missing and her husband. This is widely put.

Movie batch

Hot pursuit – if you are a Sofia Vergara fan, or like beautiful woman, watch it. Else, don’t waste your time. It’s precious. Witherspoon (I call her with_the_spoon) does a god job, but feels forced.

San Andreas – it looked so cool from the trailers but if you want a flick like this, start with 2012. Way more cool effects.
Wild Target  (2010)- actually this is a little gem. Will do a separate post on this. It’s not American and yest, Emily Blunt and master Bill Nighy have a perfect chemistry.

Get Hard (ware)

Get Hard(ware) for the money. Better keep it and not spend it on cinema ticket and Get Hardware. Its a win for sure.
A falling vs a rising one? Neeeaaahh!They are both falling.
So, Will Ferrell is interpreting (widely said) a rich guy soon to go in jail. Kevin Hart portrays a good afro American guy who portrays to Will Ferrell character a bad ass dude who had some jail time. Funny enough? Yet?

Focus on the new girl

You need to be focused at all times with all your body and mind to not slip an appearance of her in this movie. She is radiant and addictive.

This is a nice movie with a interesting plot. Fast paced and candy eye shots all over the place is a fun and relaxing hour and something. Why start with the end? Because we need to focus on something else beside the movie itself.

We were all 3 Taken non stop to a walk around the tombstones of Liam’s Neeson

You don’t know me but I have a set of particular set of skills of telling apart bullshit by bullshitier. Yap, that’s me. I can call bullshit. I walk on the street and there it is….I shout: Taken!

There were some Taken2/3, The Grey, Non-Stop, A walk in Central Park, and maybe I missed some, but this all featured Liam Neeson. I like a good action movie as the next guy. The action and the way he gives credibility to his characters are still a small force in his movies.

The theory of the theory of Stephen Hawking

I respect Mr. Hawking and all his theories. The man is brilliant. In science. In time related science.

The story starts from the beginning of finding out about his disease which correlated with meeting his lovely wife and ends with his absolute life of a genius.

The cast is ok. The main actor is indeed spot on. He makes u believe that somehow they manage to recreate Mr. Hawking young again. I watched the movie and just after 30-40 minutes my brain didn’t make the difference between the real Hawking and the actor.

X o dush (Exodus:Gods and brits)

I knew Ramses was a brit. I knew it. Now i got confirmation. Just watch his accent…

First time I laughed watching this movie was seeing Turturro as Rhamses father Seti. It was just involuntary. I mean he played well, wellish and had some other parts back in the days that he did beautiful but in the last years he just did comedy. Crazy stupid comedy and for me it was just a too serious pass between the parts he did before so the reacton was involuntary. I dare you to watch it in a cinema full of people watching you dazed as you laugh uncontrollably.

I’m the chef..no,no,really

“You’re not gettin’ (small scared little girl voice) to me!!!” screamed by a big fellow like Favreau with desperation in his eyes over a molten chocolate lava cake to a impetuous Oliver Platt watching him over his glasses.

The Chef, Carl Casper (John Favreau) is trying to keep himself on to be the edgiest chef in LA, in restaurant owned by Dustin Hoffman. He is divorced from Sofia Vergara (impossible i know) with a son of some 10 years old and with a passing relationship to the restaurant hostess Scarlet Johansson. He gets himself fired and somehow goes to Miami and comes back with a food truck in LA making a name for himself on the road.

As a matter of fact, I am working for 6 years now in a catering dept., so i can relate and see a little bit between the lines. John Favreau is great at role playing. The best thing about this is that he manages to send that passion for cooking over the screen into the audience. 

Nine

(written on Nov 2011)

Finally I’ve seen it.  Daniel Day Lewis is in perfect condition as always. Marion and the other cast are on the edge of glamour and genius.

Firsts things first.

The university of Monsters like Billy Crystal

I think that this is a perfect example of how to ruin one of the best animated could have been movie. Thank you!

I don’t know if this is the fault of Mr. Crystal, but Goooood…everything he touches becames…not a comedy. Mr. Crystal, you’re not funny. I mean, I reconize some of his jokes and his situation of comedy which I didn’t even feel it in the first movie. Mr. Crystal, stop making comedys or if you do try not to impose your jokes and funny stuff to others. THEY ARE NOT FUNNY.